
Funny Acronym Hoodie — "Eventually Turning Up" (ETA) Hoodie
$59.99
Color — Black
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Free US shippingUnisex4 colorsS–5XL
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"Eventually Turning Up" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for anyone with a job.
Who it's for: the friend who's always twenty minutes late, the brother who texts "omw" from bed, the chronically tardy coworker, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.
When to give it: Birthday, going-away party, white elephant — or the next time brunch starts without them.
Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.
- Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
- Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
- Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
- Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
- Free US shipping on every order, no minimum
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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