New Job Shirts

New job shirts for the first day, the LinkedIn post, and the group chat that demanded details. They updated the résumé, survived the interviews, and got the offer — that's shirt-worthy.

These work as new job gifts, promotion congratulations, first-day-of-work morale, and celebration presents for the friend who finally escaped the job they complained about for two years. Funny without being smug about it. Mostly. It gets a laugh at the goodbye party and questions at the new office.

A good gift from someone who watched the whole interview process happen.