Don't Message — funny 15oz white coffee mug

Funny Acronym Mug — "Don't Message" (DM) Coffee Mug

$34.99

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Free US shippingUnisex4 colorsS–5XL
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"Don't Message" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for the friend who speaks fluent acronym.

Who it's for: the introverted friend who prefers silence, the brother who never checks texts, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Birthday, Christmas, housewarming — or any weekend they want to be left alone.

Why it works: Coworkers read it, roommates steal it, and it quietly becomes their favorite coffee cup in the cabinet.

  • Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
  • About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
  • Free US shipping on every order, no minimum
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