Affection Takes Maintenance — funny black unisex hoodie

Funny Couples Hoodie — "Affection Takes Maintenance" (ATM) Hoodie

$59.99

Color — Black

Size 📏 SIZE GUIDE

Free US shippingUnisex4 colorsS–5XL
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"Affection Takes Maintenance" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for the two of you.

Who it's for: your husband who needs reminders, your wife who keeps the spark going, the couple working at it, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Anniversary, Valentine's Day, wedding shower — or any date night that's overdue.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.

  • Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
  • Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
  • Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
  • Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
  • Free US shipping on every order, no minimum
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