Funny Retirement Hoodie — "Permanent Time Off" (PTO) Hoodie — pairs with "Please Take Over (PTO)"

"Permanent Time Off" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for a coworker, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the coworker counting down to retirement, the boss who's finally out, the dad with a new schedule, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, farewell lunch, Father's Day — or any day the alarm stays off.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.

• Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
• Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
• Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
• Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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