Funny Retirement Mug — "Always Prefer Retirement" (APR) Coffee Mug

"Always Prefer Retirement" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the coworker counting days to their last shift, the dad eyeing the golf course, the teacher ready to be done, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, birthday, Father's Day — or the day the pension paperwork goes in.

Why it works: Coworkers read it, roommates steal it, and it quietly becomes their favorite coffee cup in the cabinet.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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