Funny Retirement Mug — "Chief Exit Officer" (CEO) Coffee Mug

"Chief Exit Officer" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the coworker counting down to their last day, the dad retiring early, the boss finally stepping away, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, going-away party, Father's Day — or their very last Friday.

Why it works: It says the thing out loud so they don't have to — one sip at a time, one meeting at a time.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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