Funny Retirement Mug — "Golf, Pool, Sleep" (GPS) Coffee Mug

"Golf, Pool, Sleep" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the golf-obsessed retiree, the grandpa living the dream, the dad counting down to his pension, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, Father's Day, birthday — or the first free Monday.

Why it works: Mugs are the gift that gets used daily, and this one starts the day with a laugh instead of an alarm.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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