Funny Retirement Mug — "I Refuse Schedules" (IRS) Coffee Mug

"I Refuse Schedules" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the retiree free of calendars, the newly retired dad, the grandma done with alarm clocks, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, birthday, Father's Day — or the first Monday without a meeting.

Why it works: Coworkers read it, roommates steal it, and it quietly becomes their favorite coffee cup in the cabinet.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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