Funny Retirement Mug — "Keeping Priorities Optional" (KPI) Coffee Mug

"Keeping Priorities Optional" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the laid-back retiree, the grandma who does as she pleases, the dad just out of the office, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, Mother's Day, birthday — or any morning with nowhere to be.

Why it works: A joke they'll see before their first sip, every single day — the rare gift that actually gets used.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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