Funny Retirement Mug — "Master of Doing Absolutely Nothing" Coffee Mug

"Master of Doing Absolutely Nothing" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the coworker who's earned a life of zero plans, the dad who's retiring to his recliner, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, birthday, Father's Day — or the first day without an alarm clock.

Why it works: Mugs are the gift that gets used daily, and this one starts the day with a laugh instead of an alarm.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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