Funny Retirement Mug — "Return? Totally Optional." (RTO) Coffee Mug

"Return? Totally Optional." — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job, made for retirement.

Who it's for: the retiring boss who is never coming back, the dad with a new fishing boat, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Retirement party, Father's Day, going-away party — or the day the badge gets returned.

Why it works: Coworkers read it, roommates steal it, and it quietly becomes their favorite coffee cup in the cabinet.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

See our refund policy for return details.