Definitely No Dates — funny graphite heather unisex hoodie

Funny Single Hoodie — "Definitely No Dates" (DND) Hoodie

$59.99

Color — Graphite Heather

Size 📏 SIZE GUIDE

Free US shippingUnisex4 colorsS–5XL
DETAILS

"Definitely No Dates" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for the happily single friend.

Who it's for: the single sister, the best friend on a dating break, the roommate who's focused on herself, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Galentine's Day, birthday, just because — or any Valentine's Day spent solo.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.

  • Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
  • Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
  • Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
  • Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
  • Free US shipping on every order, no minimum
SHIPPING & RETURNS

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