Funny Single Hoodie — "Eventually Taken, Allegedly" (ETA) Hoodie

"Eventually Taken, Allegedly" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for anyone with a job.

Who it's for: the single friend who swears someone's coming, the sister tired of the question, the optimistic roommate, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Birthday, Galentine's Day, white elephant — or any family dinner where someone asks again.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.

• Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
• Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
• Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
• Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

See our refund policy for return details.