Funny Single Hoodie — "Next Date: Allegedly" (NDA) Hoodie

"Next Date: Allegedly" — say it without saying a word. A funny premium hoodie and gift for anyone with a job.

Who it's for: the single friend with vague plans, the sister who says "maybe,", the roommate always rescheduling, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Birthday, Galentine's Day, white elephant — or any date that keeps getting pushed.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh first, then gets worn on repeat — the giver looks clever, the wearer feels seen.

• Premium unisex pullover hoodie — soft-touch inside, smooth outside, mid-weight for year-round wear
• Three-panel hood, kangaroo pocket, and color-matched drawcords with metal grommets
• Double-needle stitching that holds up wash after wash — built to shrink less than 6%
• Four colors: black, navy, graphite heather, white · unisex sizes S–3XL
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

See our refund policy for return details.