Funny Single Mug — "Master of Almost Relationships" Coffee Mug

"Master of Almost Relationships" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for the happily single friend.

Who it's for: the best friend stuck in endless talking stages, the sister with a 'we're not labeling it' guy, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Galentine's Day, birthday, white elephant — or right after another 'it's complicated' ends.

Why it works: Coworkers read it, roommates steal it, and it quietly becomes their favorite coffee cup in the cabinet.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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