Funny Single Mug — "Next Date: Allegedly" (NDA) Coffee Mug

"Next Date: Allegedly" — say it without saying a word. A funny coffee mug and gift for anyone with a job.

Who it's for: the single friend with vague plans, the sister who says "maybe,", the roommate always rescheduling, or yourself — buying it for yourself absolutely counts.

When to give it: Birthday, Galentine's Day, white elephant — or any date that keeps getting pushed.

Why it works: It gets a real laugh the first time, then again every morning they reach for it — the giver looks clever, the owner feels seen.

• Big 15oz glossy white ceramic coffee mug — room for the second pour without the refill trip
• Printed in full color, the same design you see in the photos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe — the joke keeps its shine
• About 4.6" tall, 3.4" across the base
• Free US shipping on every order, no minimum

Free shipping on all US orders, no minimum.

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