Ready to Mingle Shirts

Ready to mingle shirts for everyone currently maintaining four conversations and zero plans. These funny single shirts cover the swiping economy — the openers, the ghosting, the profile that says "fluent in sarcasm."

They work as funny dating-era shirts, icebreakers that open conversations before you do, and gifts for the friend who's back on the apps and narrating it to the group chat. Funny without sounding like a cry for help — which is the hard part.

Cheaper than the apps. Arguably better results.